OMG! SCHOOLS OUT!

Greetings from Neptune,

Just kidding! One day I'll get back to my home planet Neptune, but for now, I'll be staying in Massachusetts, USA, planet Earth.

So, in my school, we they finally let us out! WE'RE FINALLY FREE!!! Actually, they let us out on Monday, yes they made us take our last day of school on a MONDAY! And half a day was what it was. (Man, was I pissed when I learned this.) I would have told you Earthlings sooner, but my parents were out of town. (Some of you may be asking where my "parents" are from. Well, they're really care takers, and they're from Earth. Back on Neptune, I have twin sisters who were newborns when the NLTH (Neptunites Like To Help) sent me here. They're about six now. At one point I also had an older brother. However, at the age of three most Neptunites are shipped out to other planets to help. It's likely they kept one of the twins for breeding other Neptunites and sent the other out to help.)

So, because the care takers were out of town I had to stay at Becca's house where we planned a party! :) And today I went to the library with Ryan and Becca to goof off. What? Even somebody from the NLTH has to have some fun, right?

-ET